Another thing I have learned: I am not a good family photographer. I am really good at taking pictures of ditches, the forest floor, and weeds growing in the sidewalks.
I am not good at taking nice pictures of humans.
When I do, they turn into a category I call the Whimsical Dark.
So be careful if you decide you want me to photograph you. It might just turn into a piece of art rather than a holiday card.